pleasedo: classics: toseekandfind: shortskirtlongjacket: (via cadetriojas)
Everyone go home. Whoever made this had won the entire internet.
OMG, IT’S OFFICIAL.
i am watching that’s so raven right now. kind of freaked me out ahha
charmyourwayout:beforetoday:thegoteam:sumfight:
God Dammit!
I’M CRYING LOL
LOL OMG
I AM FLAILING OMAGREHIKJ
omfg.
I giggled.
STORY OF MA LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JESSIE AKA SKAA ... WE JUST POSTED THE SAME THING FROM OUR CONVO ON MSN. WE ARE TWINSSSSSSSSSSS> fml. stop it .
IF I DO RECALL
- osmayra says:
- *FREEDOM OF SPEECH ??
- *THIS IS AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- jessie says:
- *LMFAOOOO
- osmayra says:
- *if i do recall
- *MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK
- *AND MY LAMBO IS BLUE
- *JUST SAYIN'
- jessie says:
- *LMAOOOOOOOOO
Nobody said it was easy
skaa:
(via skaa)
they just said it’d be worth it.
no actually summer it’s: it’s sucha shame for us to part..
no actually it’s: they just said cameron was sleazy
no actually it’s: hi i’m summer and i wanna fuck cameron so badly that this sexual frustration is causing me to make snide remarks about him.
it’s ok girl. you’ll have your turn.
no actually it’s: keep your sex talk off my posts.
jk luv you both <3
FUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SHANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS.
Ridiculous Quotes from Jersey Shore Premiere
so far…
- i want to marry a quido
- im the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
- girls love guidos
- i mean what do you do when you see a guy that looks like rambo with his shirt off
- guidette - pretty hair, loves clubs & tan
- i fist pump with the best of em (please make sure you pits are dry before you start pumpin…. thanks.)
- NEVER FALL IN LOVE AT THE JERSEY SHORE… i dont even know what love means.
- when i arrive everyone is gonna be like, ‘oh shit thats the situation’
- ive never been to jersey (how the F do you live in NY and you’ve never been to NJ… pretty impossible)
- women are supposed to cook, men are supposed to eat. thats the way it supposed to be. mike made us sausage & peppas.
- i feel like this is beneath me. i’m a bartender. i do great things
- everybody loves me, babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. Moms might like the situation too. I just have mass appeal. I gotta trademark this.
- juice head wtf is that?!?!
- dont let the spike hair fool you, im not a bitch yo.
- you crushed his life.
LMFAO FUCK I LOVE THIS. I LOVE JERSEY SHORE.
it’s so dirty, yet .. so satisfying.
SEXXXXXXXXXXX GAWD ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
………………………………………………………………… what?
FIST PUMPIN' ALL SUMMER LONG
papasfritas:(via jermination)
Wear a thong bikini. That’s a little bit classier.
BJCG
god bless you <3 THANK YOU!
SOMEONE SEND ME AN INVITE FOR LOOKBOOK PLEASE :(
please?
osmyraa@hotmail.com
DID I JUST THROW UP IN MY MOUTH? ............... YES, I DID.
yuck
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK SHIT, ATLEAST DO IT TO MY FACE SO I CAN KNOCK YOU OUT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? DRESS IN DRAG AND DO THE HULA?
